Archive for the ‘Things that make me laugh’ Category

the Vader Project dos

May 19, 2010

Mod Mischief to the rescue again, linking me to all of the Vader Project pieces. The ones they feature on the site were def highlights. I like how

elicited one simple comment on Flickr:

“fucking hippies”

Ringringringringringringring…Bananagrams!

April 2, 2010

Here are my two favourite April Fool’s jokes from yesterday (a rather lackluster year, internet, GET ON IT):

Forbidden Love

January 8, 2010

Spotting behind the cash register at Big Lots:

At a Burger King (it’s probably old, I just never eat fast food, ever, so I thought it was funny):

As much as I hate to be so thoroughly “It’s true,” Ikea is awesome.  I got some Grundtal tins and swapped out the pictures of foodstuffs:

Also, I guess I could talk a little about myself…

I’M A FUCKING SPACE UNICORN.

This is REAL LIFE.

January 6, 2010

Except in my life it was Counter Strike. And a friend and his roomate, not a boyfriend. Because I would never date a gamer in the first place.*

“That dice is so FUCKING GAY.”

 “…pretty good for a girl. You got any pictures online?”

*For so many reasons.

What a busy weekend!

December 16, 2009

Making tacos and drinking champagne for brunch

Decorating the tree

Going out and getting drunk and coming home with finger moustaches

And of course, a peaceful morning recuperating

Also, finally, FINALLY!, here are pictures of the HURBY CURBY YOU’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR.

Please bear in mind I am not some fancy photo-taker – and it rained and rained right after he was done, so I didn’t get too many close-ups of the excellent detail. Please enjoy the following without commentary:

Best Valentine’s Day present EVAAAAAAAAAAH!

Editor’s note: graffiti art something something hence the one straight line

Sooooorrrrriiiiieeeees

December 2, 2009

To perpetuate LOLcats and Twilight, buuuuuuut….

October 9, 2009

From the website that brought you that other thing that I thought was awesome, comes:

 Authorial Candy Bars, with their Respective Tag Lines, That Weren’t As Successful As the Oh, Henry! Candy Bar (by Jonathan Shipley):

Including

 

Chaucer Sweet Cheese Bar—”Of harmes two the lesse is for to cheese.”

E.A. Poe Candy Balls—”Keeping time, time, time, / In a sort of Runic rhyme, / To the tintinnabulation that so musically wells / From the Candy Balls, Candy Balls, Candy Balls.”

Wilde Bar—”A taste so good it’ll be better than being sentenced to two years of hard labor for the crime of sodomy.”

 

Oh, and ha! Also Sartre’s script for Without a Trace.

God, I love readin’.

September 26, 2009

So we have a new bookmark, the first in a while. Ironic Sans. All because of this:

esotericcomic03

Coincidentally, I’ve been watching the A-Team. Right after Knight Rider. BA wore a LOT – nay, a shit ton, of gold chains.

You may recall he was known for his chains, but I really didn’t truly remember why until the episode earlier in the week, when they put him in the coffin to fly to South America…also, as it turns out, Murdock remains my favourite, and gives me vague, warm tingly feelings I still, as an adult woman, do not understand.

In other amusing news of the morning – ooo, maybe my post-work shenanigans (sitting on the couch in my underwear watching Knight Rider is a shenangigan…right?YES IT IS.) TELL THE FUTURE! I mean, I watch A-Team, and there’s that cartoon. I have a text conversation (while watching Frasier) about making armor, and choosing who/m to style it after (he says Melkor, I say Orc), and find this:

“Dear MR BAGGINS, Fellow Conspirator,

I am Thorin Oakenshield, descendant of Thrain the Old and grandson of Thror who was King under the Mountain. I am writing you to discuss our plans, our ways, means, policy and devices for rescuing our treasure from the dragon Smaug…In view of this, I received your contact through a friend and counselor, an ingenious wizard, who noted you as a Burglar who wants a good job, plenty of Excitement and reasonable Reward…When you have agreed please tell us the place where you dwell and send one hundred pence so that we might travel to you…”

He’s a DragonCon’r – which I guess isn’t that uncommon, anymore, and I like the word “explodier.”

Wednesday morning laugh-along

September 16, 2009

Or whatever.

It’s like a menage-a-trois for my brain.

Life isn’t all flowers and sausages, you know.

And Stormtroopers remembering where they were when the Death Star went is mostly funny in theory.

You lie!

September 13, 2009

Or some other SC sucks ain’t it funny ha ha ha reference.

Only, Margie speaks the truths.  Peoples gonna haves sex.