(717): Can you believe The 5th Element didn’t get best fight scene in 1997?! I’m still bitter. 12 years later.
(1-717): Haha how do you remember that?
(717): HOW COULD I FORGET?!

For some reason, this awesome movie has come up a lot, lately. Multipass! I never get tired of saying that. And some conversation last week ended with it being realized I am the fifth element.

(509): Guess what I’m doing tomorrow?
(860): Becoming a productive member of society?
(509): Sam. Come on.

(541): my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
 
(215): yeah seriously, fuck school. I’m changing my master’s thesis question from “what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality” to “will my cat drink this beer”
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