Naturally, I had to search for my area code on textsfromlastnight.

 

(843): I think im pregnant
(803): I think you have the wrong number

(803): I just saw the girl you left with – Chris Hansen’s looking for you

(803): My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you

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