He said,

I thought it odd to have a mag about running and the journalistic hell it must be to write for Running Magazine then I ran across this:

“About Women’s Running Magazine: Women’s Running is the only women-specific running magazine. Women’s Running covers all aspects of the running lifestyle, from active beauty needs to training plans. The Women’s Running mission is simple: to create a high-quality magazine for smart, successful women who use running to balance and enrich their lives. Women’s Running features quality editorial that motivates women to train intelligently, participate in active travel, adopt healthy nutrition habits and keep moving.”

This magazine is only for smart and successful women runners, bitch. Put that down! What you need is our sister publication
“Active Women’s Shelter Resident”.

I said,

I had no idea running was so complicated. But then, I suppose one would have to try it, and see. I’m going to get investors for Women’s Couchsitting Magazine…covers all aspects of the sloth lifestyle, from which curtain materials allow you to see out, but them not in, and schematics for beverage-fetching robots…mediocre quality magazine for apathetic, bored, depressed women who use sitting on the couch to avoid civic responsibility and the general public.


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