Wednesday morning laugh-along

Or whatever.

It’s like a menage-a-trois for my brain.

Life isn’t all flowers and sausages, you know.

And Stormtroopers remembering where they were when the Death Star went is mostly funny in theory.

Good day at the Goodwill.

You lie!

Or some other SC sucks ain’t it funny ha ha ha reference.

Only, Margie speaks the truths.  Peoples gonna haves sex.

Lord have mercy.

What a brilliant idea.

Oh dear. My womb is stirring.

(from Cake Wrecks via Geek Crafts)

He could be holding anything – preferably not a human infant – and I’d still squeal like a pig. I mean, little girl. 

 ”It’s an Airstream! And a car and gas money to drive it around with!”

“It’s your mortgage paid off!”

“etc.!”

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From the geni (that’s plural for geniuses, right?) @ Threadless.

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For the gardener in your life who has everything…